A young engineer was leaving the office at 3:45 p.m. when

he found the Acting CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of

paper in his hand.

"Listen," said the Acting CEO, "this is a very sensitive

and important Document, and my secretary is not here. Can you make this

thing work?"

"Certainly," said the young engineer. He turned the machine

on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.

"Excellent, excellent!" said the Acting CEO as his paper

disappeared inside the machine, "I just need one copy."

Lesson:

Never, ever assume that your boss knows what he's doing.